Thursday, July 17, 2008

Trade-o-rama...........Or not.

- Antoine Vermette gets some man-love from Talbot -

With all the trade rumors surrounding the Senators these past few days, it's easy to get get carried away, but suffice to say that most of these rumors are just that, rumors. We should not let ourselves get swept up in the shit storm that is the off-season, and try to remain skeptical.

With that said, let's get to the rumors!!!!!

First up, I'll ask my sources, the 8-ball, about all of these so-called reports concerning Antoine Vermette and his apparent desire to play elsewhere. As ridiculous as it sounds, and painful to think about, here we go:

Will Antoine Vermette remain with the Sens?


Answer: No way!

Ouch. Looks like my sweethea.......I mean favorite player is on his way out. Maybe the ball is having an off day...

Is Andrej Meszaros on his way out?

Answer: Ask again later.

Can't argue with it's magic! Obviously talks between his agent and Murray have stalled and the outlook is still undecided.

And finally, I'll ask it the winning poll question, which people overwhelmingly voted for:

Is Kevin Lee mildly retarded?


Answer: Absolutely!


2 comments:

Chris Najem said...

Bork, York, Torque, Fork, Pork, Dork, Meatballs; **boing**.

D. said...

I see what you're saying. But what about the children?